Fart Glossary

•A message from Turd Castle.

•A sneeze from the turtle's head.

•Air biscuit

•Air Jordan

•Anal airwaves

•Anal audio

•Anal telegram

•Ass-paragas

•Backstreet Boys

•Barked

•Barked beans

•Bean sprouts

•Bench warmer

•Bips

•Blast

•Blatt!

•Blow-Holes.

•Blowing mud.

•Blowing the ol butt trumpet.

•Bottom burp

•Botty burp

•Britney Spoors

•Bucksnort

•Butt burner

•Cheesers

•Clouds of chaos.

•Colon quack.

•Cracking a rat.

•Crack splitters.

•Cutting the cheese.

•Disappointments from down under.

•Draw mud.

•Dropped a shoe.

•Dropping your guts.

•Escape from the planet of the gapes.

•Exercising the meat nozzle.

•Exploding turds.

•Fecal Fluffies

•Firing Scud missiles.

•Flatulence

•Fluff

•Foul's Hoot

•Framping barking spider.

•Gassius Assius

•Gravy pants

•Grep

•Guff

•Happy honkers

•Heinie burp

•Hotties

•I smell sulfur, wait a minute, that's my ass!

•Janet

•K-Fart

•Makin' beans

•Message from Uranus

•Mud crickets

•Mud duck

•My butt has something to say...

•Natural Gas

•Nature's little surprises

•Nature's musical box

•One turd honking at another for the right of way.

•Ooh, that's a nasty cough

•Oops! I let Fluffy off the leash!

•Pant stainers

•Panty Burps

•Parps

•Phoofs

•Pieru

•Poof

•Poots

•Pull my finger!

•Quakers - 9.5 on the Rectal Scale!

•Rat Bark

•Rosebuds

•S.A.V. Silent And Violent

•S.B.D. Silent But Deadly

•Schnurs

•Shootin' bunnies

•Short snort

•Sidewinder

•Silence in the court, my bums about to talk...

•Smell-O-Gram

•Speak to me ol' toothless wonder.

•Speak up Brown, ya through.

•Stinkies

•Thar she blows!

•The Brown River

•The Great Brown Cloud

•The Great Equalizer

•There goes a mouse on a motorcycle.

•Thunder from down under.

•Tooters

•Tree frog

•Trouser cough

•Trouser ghost

•Trouser rippers

•Trouser trumpet

•Trump

•Turd honking

•Turd Tooties

•Turds slamming on the brakes.

•Underthunder

•Who dropped their guts?

•Who opened their lunch box?

•Who stepped on a duck?

•Winds

•Woofer

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