It's Easter morning and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one.
A few minutes later, the rooster walks into the coop, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.
Submitted by: Rob