Easter Humor

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an oversterssed person?

An Easter basket case!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite state capital?

Albunny, New York!

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?

One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Esther

Esther who?

Esther Bunny!

How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one after that it's not empty any more!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?

The Easter Purrade!

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

It might crack up!

How does Easter end?

With the letter R!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?

Eggs (X) marks the spot!

How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?

He said it was eggs-cellent!

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

Because the powder puff is on the other end!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

By hare plane!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?

With a hare brush!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you!

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

With a hare-dryer!

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?

With hare spray!

Why did the bunny go to the dance?

To do the bunny hop!

What kinds of books do bunnies like?

Ones with hoppy endings!

Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?

Because it has four rabbit's feet!

What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

Went on their bunnymoon!

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

To prove he wasn't chicken!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?

An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots!

Why do we paint Easter eggs?

Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?

Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?"

Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."

Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."

Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"

What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?

The Easter Banana!

Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail?

Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!

What do you call a dumb bunny?

A hare brain!

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!

What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?

A funny bunny!

What's soft and white and rolls down the bunny trail?

Peter Cottonball!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Colored eggrolls!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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