Marine Goes Drinking

A marine who's missing both of his arms walks into a bar. The bartender - also a former serviceman - spots the guy's SemperFi tattoo and shoves a tall foaming glass of beer in front of him.

"This one is on the house bro", he says.

"Thanks man," said the patron.

"Look" he says... "would you mind to hold the glass up to my mouth?"

"Sure" said the bartender, and he patiently holds it while the vet sips back the frosty nectar.

"If," says the armless man, "you'd reach in my right-hand pocket, you'll find my smokes, could you please..."

The bartender gets his pack out and lights one up for him.

"You've been very kind," said the customer. "Just one thing more... Where is the men's room?"

The bartender's face suddenly turns flush...

"Out the door, turn left, walk two blocks - there's a gas station on the corner."

Submitted by: Rob

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