A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver sits down next to him, grabs his drink, an gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after it left, I discovered I'd left my wallet on the back seat. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener.
So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my miserable life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison!