Yellow 24

A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill. The
 doctor checks him over and says, "Sorry, I have some
 bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
 It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood
 yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.
 There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your 
final precious moments on earth."

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her 
that evening as he's never been there with her before.

They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he 
gets four corners and wins $35. Then, with the same 
card, he gets a line and wins $320. Then he gets the 
full house and wins $1000. The National Grid comes 
up and he wins that too getting $380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says, "Son, 
I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone
 win four corners, a line, the full house and the
 national grid on the same card.

You must be the luckiest man on Earth!"

"Lucky?" he screamed. "Lucky? I'll have you know I've
 got Yellow 24."

"Oh Hell," says the bingo caller. "You've won the 
raffle as well."

Submitted by: Rob

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