The Doctor's Receptionist

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk....

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my dick", he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that."

"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you," he replied.

The Receptionist replied; "Speaking like that you have caused much embarrassment to the people in this room. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The receptionist then said “I suggest that you leave the room and come back and rephrase your answer”

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

“There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.

"And what is wrong with your ear?” she asked

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter. Mess with pensioners and you will lose!

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