A man was supposed to meet his girlfriend's family. Unfortunately, he is so nervous he has an eating problem. So, halfway through desert he tries very hard to hold his fart. At the end, he escaped out a little small fart. The sister of the man's girlfriend shouted "Spot!" to the family dog. Being thankful that the dog was blamed for the gas, he lets out an even bigger fart.
"Spot!" shouted the sister again.
He decided to fart more so he lets out the biggest fart ever. The sister finally said,
"Spot, come here before he craps on you!"
Submitted by: Rob