Firing Squad

Three women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are on death row for unspeakable crimes. Instead of the electric chair, they are to be shot by a squad of soldiers.

The red haired girl is first, but she has an idea. The commander starts the countdown: 3...2..1... The girl yells: "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and confused and she escapes.

Up next is the brunette. She catches on the idea as well. The countdown starts again: 3..2...1... She yells: "tornado!!"

Like the girl before her, she also escapes during the confusion.

Finally it's the blonde's turn. She too has figured out the trick. Again the countdown starts: 3..2...1.. She yells: "Fire!!"

Submitted by: Rob

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