A hobo had been robbed and beaten into unconsciousness. When he woke up he checked about his person for damages and missing items, and found that all injuries were superficial but he had lost all his belongings. He stormed into the nearest police station.
"I want to report a robbery! all my 53 belongings have been stolen from me!"
"How can you be so sure about the number of the stolen items?" the officer asks sceptically with a raised eyebrow.
"It was a deck of cards and a bottle opener!"
Submitted by: Rob