A young boy named John goes to church, yet he is standing outside. An old lady comes up to John and asks him "Why are you not inside the church but here with your bike?"
Young John replies, "Well you see miss, I don't want my bike to be stolen so I always stay with it outside."
The old lady then tells John, "Don't worry my child, the holy ghost will guard your bike and make sure that no one will steal it!"
So Young John leaves his bike outside and walks into the church, and starts praying. "In the name of the Father, the Son." And finishes off the rest of the prayer.
An old man heard what he was saying and asks John. "What about the holy ghost?"
Young John quickly answers, "He's outside guarding my bike!"
Submitted by: Rob