Lifesavers

One day, a teacher was giving her class some lifesavers. She called them the 'candy with the little hole'. The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green..................Lime

Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!'

The teacher had to leave the room!

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