Kids Ask the Darndest Questions

A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race come about?" The father answered: "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so all mankind was made."

Two days later she asks her mother the same question. The mother answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her father and says:"Dad, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Mama says we developed from monkeys?"

The father answers: "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers."

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