Vin Diesel doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Vin Diesel doesn't do push ups. Instead, he pushes the earth down.
Vin Diesel can divide by zero.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel can touch MC Hammer
When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
Submitted by: Rob