Tom Cruise told Time Magazine he hated people until he found Scientology... Now people hate Tom Cruise!
Q) Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas?
A) He can't find the zipper.
Q) Why shouldn't Tom Cruise remarry?
A) Because marriage is a Risky Business.
Q) What was Katie Holmes reportedly screaming during her divorce proceedings with Tom Cruise?
A) Show me the money!
Q) Why is Tom Cruise so upset?
A) Because he is Holmes-less
Submitted by: Rob