Q) Why shouldn't Kim be worried about Kris finding a "rebound" chick?
A) Anyone who has watched the Nets knows he's bad at rebounding!
Q) Why did marine treasure hunters have to retract claims about finding a large booty?
A) It was just Kim Kardashian skinny dipping!
Kim Kardashian ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. She said, "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q) Why is Kim Kardashian going to marry a tennis player next?
A) Because love means nothing to them!
Q) What record did Kim Kardashian recently break? A) First woman to have an engagement ring with a bigger carat size than her IQ!
Submitted by: Rob