Why did Phil Collins only buy portrait pictures?
Because he took everything at face value.
What does Phil Collins do at court?
What do you get if you cross Phil Collins and a boxing compilation?
Phil Collins' Greatest Hits.
What's Phil Collins' favourite game?
Why does Phil Collins write his fiction both at the front and at the back of his books?
Because he wants you to read both sides of the story.
Why did the guests at Phil Collins' party only turn up in shirts?
Because on the invitations it said, 'No Jackets Required'.
Submitted by: Rob