Miley Cyrus Goes to Confession

Miley Cyrus goes to her church after the VMAs to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."

"Tell all of your sins, my daughter."

"Oh, Father, last night I twerked a married man on live TV," Miley says.

The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it."

"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" Miley replies.

"No," the priest says, "But it'll wipe that smile off your face!"

Submitted by: Rob

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