Miley Cyrus goes to her church after the VMAs to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night I twerked a married man on live TV," Miley says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" Miley replies.
"No," the priest says, "But it'll wipe that smile off your face!"
Submitted by: Rob