Short Brunette Jokes

What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes. What's a brunette's mating call?

"Has the blonde left yet?"

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?

So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?


What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?

Brown-bagging it.

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Why is the brunette considered an evil color?

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

The invitation.

What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A hostage.

Who makes bras for brunettes?


Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustache.

What is the difference between a brunette and garbage ?

Garbage gets taken out at least once a week.

Why don't brunettes make good cattle ranchers ?

Because they can't keep their calves together.

What do you do if a brunette throws a hand grenade at you ?

Pull the pin and throw it back at her.

What goes screech-vroom, screech-vroom ?

That's a brunette driving through a flashing red light.

What's the difference between a brunette and a 747 jet?

Some men have never been in a 747.

How does a brunette turn on the light after sex?

She opens the car door.

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