A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300," he asked.
"Easy, Dad," little Billy replied. "I earned it hiking."
"Come on Billy," the father said. "Tell me the truth."
"That is the truth," Billy replied. "Every night you were gone, Mom's boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He'd give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!"
Submitted by: Rob