She Was Soooo Blonde...

- She thought a quarterback was a refund.

- She thought General Motors was in the army.

- She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

- She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

- At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'

- She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

- She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

- Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

- She tripped over a cordless phone.

- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'

- She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'

- She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

- She studied for a blood test.

- She sold the car for gas money.

- When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.

- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

- She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

- She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

- She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'

- She thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.

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