A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags.
The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat.
The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog.
The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it.
She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."