Blonde Wishes

Three blondes were walking along the beach and they found an old relic on the beach. Turns out that it was a genie lamp, and upon appearing himself to the blondes, he said that they could receive one wish but one wish only.

The first one said that she was pretty but she wanted to be beautiful. So she wished to be 10 times prettier.

*POOF* she's looks like barbie.

The second one said that she was tired of being known as a dumb blonde so she wished to be 30 IQ points higher.

*POOF* she's a redneck.

The third one says that she likes being known as a dumb blonde because she is popular for it. So she wished to be 30 IQ points lower.

*POOF* she's a MAN

Submitted by: Rob

. /