Two blondes were talking to each other and the one couldn't help but notice how pretty and beautiful the other's skin was. So she asked her outright what made her skin so soft and beautiful.
"Well, once a week, I fill my bathtub with milk, and all I do is soak in it", she replied.
The other blonde thought that was very interesting, so she went to a farm and spoke to the farmer.
"I would like a lot of milk", she told the farmer.
"How much?" he asked.
"Well, quite a lot, because I am going to soak in it" she answered.
The farmer asked, "Pasteurized?"
"Oh no", replied the blonde. "Just up to my chest."
Submitted by: Rob