Short Birthday Jokes

Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."

Next time, take off the candles."

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?

A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?

A: It was a sappy one!

Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake?

A: "Hey, what's eating you?"

Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?

A: It was a tappy one!

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

A: When it's been sliced.

Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?

A: He has a whale of a party!

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?

A: "Hi, Buster."

Q: What did one candle say to the other?

A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

A: In a cat-alogue!

Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?

A: "You're too young to go out."

Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?

A: Because it was marble cake!

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?

A: He shellabrates!

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?

A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

A: Angel food cake, of course!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?

A: Shortcake!

Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?

A: A birthday pheasant!

Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

A: On his birthday flake!

Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

A: Mice cream and cake!

Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?

A: Musical Hares.

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