Short Baseball Jokes

Q.Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team?

A. Becasue she ran away from the ball!

The Chicago Cubs...they are at least trying. They installed a new pitching machine the other day. Unfortunately it beat them 5 - 1!

Q: Heard about the huge oil spill off the coast here?

A: They've hired the Dodgers to help clean it up. They just go out there and throw in the towel.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like baseball games?

A: Because he gets to see some balls.

Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?

A: Because there's not a fan in the place.

Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger?

A: O.J. Simpson.

Q: Why is it so windy at Candlestick Park?

A: Because of all the Giant Fans!

Q: What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

A: One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

Q: What is the difference between baseball and law?

A: In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.

Confucius say that baseball very funny game; man can walk on 4 balls.

Q: What is the difference between Mel Rojas and UPS?

A: UPS knows how to throw a strike.

Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar. A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out." Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby." To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"

One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

"Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

The American MLB is deciding whether or not to reinstate Pete Rose in the 98 season. When asked about it, Rose said, "I hope they do, cause I've got $100 riding on it."

I love autumn. It gives me a chance to sit at home and watch the world series. A bit like the Dodgers.

Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a baseball player?

A: Babe Root.

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