Momma bear and papa bear are in court finalizing their divorce and custody of junior bear. The judge asks junior bear who he wants to live with?
Judge, "do you want to live with momma bear? "
Junior bear, "no, she beats me."
Judge, "do you want to stay with papa bear?"
Junior bear, "no, he beats me too."
Judge, "then who will you live with?"
Junior bear, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody!"
Submitted by: Rob