John asks his wife, Mary what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new Mink Coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Mary.
"Well, how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests. She again rejects his offer with a "No, thanks."
"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.
Submitted by: Rob