Idle thoughts of a retiree’s wandering mind:
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once — or twice.
Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
If the world was a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
What is a "free" gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
They told me I was gullible… and I believed them.
Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
My weight is perfect for my height — which varies.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
How can there be self-help "groups"?
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?
Hopefully I’ll figure this out next year.
Submitted by: Rob